I. Fun With Sig Lines
A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about little snippets of comments that have amused me over the years, and that I thought would make funny signature lines.
Since then, I've collected a few more that have cracked me up for one reason or another:
For the record, I find Markos, Obama and Edwards all to be "manly."
So, did she go to the little restaurant or not? For a "sandwich"? If so, why?
Sure, he saw a UFO, so what? So has 14% of the American public including Jimmy Carter and countless Air Force and commercial pilots, NASA astronauts, scientists, lawmen and others.
Shame is dreadfully overrated.
reced to stop the tring fascists (eom)
Do you have any self-respect left? Your soul will hopefully trump ambition and money.
Trollrated for sullying Orwell
You are welcome to come by and hear some You Tube music if you wish, Miss Laura
Ruff! Ruff!
I hate hate your sig line
Some men think Granny panties are sexy
Of course, there are several sig lines that people have actually used that totally crack me up:
From Ninaine:
"As God is my witness, I thought wingnuts could fly."
From anna:
John Cornyn is an asshole with shoes. Support Rick Noriega!
From MBNYC:
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Let's hear your favorite sig line candidates in the comments!
II. Tonight's Top Comments
Via Crashing Vor:
kamarvt, commenting in MLDB's recommended diary, 'McClellan: Bush was in on Plame', comes up with the perfect title for McClellan's tell-all book about the Bush crime family.
Via DemocraticLuntz:
Ben Masel reminisces about watching C-Span in jail.
Via 4Freedom:
In Elisa's diary about Blue Shield's refusal to pay for the anesthesiologist administering an epidural, alasmoses makes this simultaneously hilarious and poignant point about health insurance.
We had only a few nominations sent into the Top Comments gmail account tonight, so if you have some favorites from today, please feel free to list them in the comments below . . .
Top Mojo
Top Mojo excluding search-identifiable tip jars and first diary comments:
1) "If I Did It" by the bushco boys by kamarvt — 249
2) Wow another book I probably won't read by artmartin — 247
3) Daddy Called It TREASON!!! by serrano — 110
4) Yes, I'm having great difficulty by vigilant meerkat — 109
5) There's a whole library of Bushie bios out there by litigatormom — 96
6) Every single participant in this... by Josiah Bartlett — 79
7) Call me optimistic by lizpolaris — 76
8) Thank you, Mr. Sirota by Newzie — 75
9) Link and State by JDalton — 68
10) Your description of the gauntlet . . . by nyceve — 65
11) I want this diary on the fucking by Chamonix — 63
12) HRC has the best type of experience. by bugscuffle — 55
13) I wanna KILL by pseudopod — 54
14) libraries by jancw — 54
15) You know, you;re right. by Dean Barker — 54
16) I'm an Army brat, and this is an old gambit. by means are the ends — 53
17) Happy Thanksgiving all from JRE. by TomP — 53
18) Holiday Tuesday by vigilant meerkat — 52
19) Testifying to this in court would be repentance by Bob Guyer — 52
20) Tuesday - Odds & Ends by Ed Tracey — 50
21) Good morning! by arielle — 49
22) I am having trouble with this! by karenc13 — 49
23) The WSJ article is much better. by lineatus — 49
24) and give folks who can't afford it by jancw — 48
25) Daily Kes by kestrel9000 — 48
26) public library! by countrycat — 47
27) Kudos to the press by madgranny — 47
28) Good diary and good news, DL. by TomP — 46
29) A poem for today... by rserven — 45
30) Anything of substance to contribute, Otto? eom by Geekesque — 45
Top Mojo with No Exclusions:
1) Tips, Comments, Etc. by MLDB — 574
2) Tip jar. by DemocraticLuntz — 409
3) Tip Jar by davidsirota — 301
4) tips by dday — 297
5) "If I Did It" by the bushco boys by kamarvt — 249
6) Wow another book I probably won't read by artmartin — 247
7) late night tip jar by theyrereal — 232
8) Tip jar! by AllDemsOnBoard — 222
9) tip jar by lukery — 200
10) Tips for real change and by TomP — 111
11) Daddy Called It TREASON!!! by serrano — 110
12) Yes, I'm having great difficulty by vigilant meerkat — 109
13) Tip jar by Brandon Friedman — 109
14) Tip jar by The Termite — 103
15) tips by hekebolos — 97
16) There's a whole library of Bushie bios out there by litigatormom — 96
17) Tips for Kids by Populista — 92
18) this is my mug for (hopefully major) mojo by teacherken — 87
19) The Experience Game. by icebergslim — 85
20) Every single participant in this... by Josiah Bartlett — 79
21) Healthcare in America... by alasmoses — 78
22) Call me optimistic by lizpolaris — 76
23) Thank you, Mr. Sirota by Newzie — 75
24) tew's day CHEERS!!!!! by condoleaser — 75
25) Link and State by JDalton — 69
26) Your description of the gauntlet . . . by nyceve — 65
27) C&J Tube Steak Edition by Phil N DeBlanc — 65
28) I want this diary on the fucking by Chamonix — 63
29) Cheers! by x — 62
30) Tip jar by occams hatchet — 62
We have so many insightful and powerful diaries written here at Daily Kos. Our diaries inform, inflame, impassion, and even entertain. We Kossacks have strong voices and an even stronger will to be the change we wish to see in this country.
