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a set of handcuffs, a can of pepper spray, and a cell where you can confine a passenger till she's dead?
"...we all of us, grave or light, get our thoughts entangled in metaphors, and act fatally on the strength of them."
by beagledad on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:27:12 PM PDT
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Whether or not it works is only part of the issue. I was really angry when I first heard about this, back in August, and sent the TSA a complaint. I'm sure I'm on a list now. Their response has some handy contact info, but is otherwise completely useless:
Thank you for your e-mail message. So that we can better assist you we encourage you to call us at 1-866-289-9673 for assistance. If you are outside the United States and cannot use the toll-number, please call us at 1-571-227-2900. We hope this information is helpful. TSA Contact Center
Thank you for your e-mail message.
So that we can better assist you we encourage you to call us at 1-866-289-9673 for assistance. If you are outside the United States and cannot use the toll-number, please call us at 1-571-227-2900.
We hope this information is helpful.
TSA Contact Center
Uh...not very helpful, no.
"Fascism should rather be called corporatism, as it is the merging of government and corporate power." --Benito Mussolini
by revelwoodie on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 01:04:34 PM PDT
into your cellphone now. I bet they won't give them to you later, when you might need TSA.
Americans, while occasionally willing to be serfs, have always been obstinate about being peasantry. F. Scott Fitzgerald, the Great Gatsby
by riverlover on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 04:52:46 PM PDT
IMO, their goal is to piss everyone off so badly that we all quit flying.
Those planes use up a lotta oil sitting there on the tarmac, waiting to take off, ya know. Big Brother has to start somewhere, in weaning us all off it, no doubt.
On second thought , let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place
by o the umanity on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 07:22:13 PM PDT
making us reluctant to fly (it's so damned irritating to have to open our personal belongings for public inspection), by making us stand in that line, (no, you go over there in that line... and have your ID out of it's little plastic wallet pocket and boarding pass in your hand) and gee, sorry you missed your flight because the security lines were so long. No, we can't put more TSA screeners on line or open up more xray machines. Do you have a complaint? Just step over here, and keep your hands visible at all times.... Sigh. Big brother has arrived, is here to stay, and expects us all to act like good little sheeple.
John McCain is a big liar.
by Lisa Lockwood on Thu Jan 03, 2008 at 06:09:50 AM PDT
care about individuals, or about reason. They always claim that what they do is "within policy guidlines", regadless of the outcome. Just following orders.
Patriotism may be the last refuge of scoundrels, but religion is assuredly the first.
by StrayCat on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 02:07:24 PM PDT
Totally Screwed Agency
Keep their phone (1-866-289-9673) ringing
by duende on Thu Jan 03, 2008 at 04:28:27 AM PDT
not TSA. Not that it makes it right, but she was showing far more than subtle cues.
Democrats give you the Bill of Rights; Republicans sell you a bill of goods!
by barbwires on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 02:28:46 PM PDT
by catnap1972 on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 02:53:26 PM PDT
looking for a no-bid government contract to help fight the GWOT.
Lord knows, they would have hauled me away a few dozen times for that momentary "flash of anger" tell.
Like the time I was going through security and my bag was opened after going through the X-ray thingy and one of TSA's finest triumphantly rooted around and pulled out my toothpaste.
I had, what originally had started out as a standard tube of toothpaste and now, after a period of usage at home consisted of a tube containing about enough squeezes of dentifrice to get me through a four day trip - or so I thought.....all told, well under an oz.
But, that was no defense for TSA which informed me that the TUBE itself, when fully loaded, had a capacity to hold more than the allowed 3 ounces of product. Never mind that there was nowhere near 3 ounces actually IN the tube.....just that it COULD hold more than 3 oz. IF I could somehow locate 3+ ounces of C4 or primer cord or dynamite or whatever inside security.
I was then asked if I would like to take my entire bag and go back to airline check-in.....check the bag through and retrieve my ounce of paste and the bag at my destination. Or, they could confiscate the dangerous dentifrice to save me and the free world from a Colgate conflagration.
I seethingly flashed my telltale anger by replying, "Do I look like I got Stupid tatooed on my forehead? and then advised them that having already spent 20 minutes in line just to reach their location, taken off my jacket, belt and shoes, my cell phone, and pen, put the two computers I was carrying in their own trays, and emptied my pockets, I would forgoe that pleasure and that they could therefore keep the damned tube and put it in the museum they must have which let them display yet another example of how they had made the world safe once more for truth, justice and the American way. They did not seem to find that amusing....nor did I.
Oh By the Way....in thinking about how these procedures make us all safe....remember that about 17-20% of the fake weaponry which security system testers try to slip through -- is NOT found by TSA. There....don't you feel safer now?
Free markets would be a great idea, if markets were actually free.
by dweb8231 on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 10:44:42 PM PDT
security, maybe you could get by with fake toothpaste?
(Sure, it doesn't make sense, but what does anymore?)
by beagledad on Thu Jan 03, 2008 at 11:06:57 AM PDT
Mahna Mahna!
by David R on Thu Jan 03, 2008 at 12:25:31 AM PDT
wide narrow
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