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What A Friend We Have In Cheeses?
That smell coming off of McCain? It's not Aqua Velva, my friends. It's desperation.
by jazzmaniac on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 04:34:51 AM PDT
but man cannot live by pasta alone, Lettuce pray!
CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. A. Bierce
by irate on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 04:37:24 AM PDT
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by Mishima on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 05:05:32 AM PDT
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the tub with fluorescent toys.
by Clive all hat no horse Rodeo on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 05:26:39 AM PDT
Spaghett-Deity"! : )
Alito. Kennedy. Roberts. Scalia. Thomas. More important than ever: ERA NOW!
by greeseyparrot on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:03:38 AM PDT
by Clive all hat no horse Rodeo on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:10:22 AM PDT
The Book Which, check this out, has already been translated into German!
by greeseyparrot on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:32:15 AM PDT
pick it up.
by Clive all hat no horse Rodeo on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:50:51 AM PDT
by nu on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:51:53 AM PDT
I'll buy it for my fiancee since she can't speak English yet.
It looks just like a Telefunken U47...you'll love it! - with leather...?
by Jeffersonian Democrat on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:56:51 AM PDT
by saildude on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 05:30:13 AM PDT
Oops, make that "I have decided to swallow Cheeses"
gotta say that song makes a bit more sense in light of this new information . . .
by Roadbed Guy on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:09:46 AM PDT
...go with Cheeses
by mlecin on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:11:52 AM PDT
fact does not require fiction for balance
by mollyd on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:44:15 AM PDT
Yours is better though!
by Torta on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 06:37:30 AM PDT
Alfredo Fideles
by MyBrainWorks on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 07:41:10 AM PDT
Holey, Holey, Holey, Pasta Almighty, Early in the morning our sauce shall rise to thee....
Onward, Pastafarians, marching as to lunch, Breakfast, too, and dinner, plus there's always brunch.
Oh, for a thousand tongues to sing, Flying Spaghetti Monster's praise....
Oh worship FSM, all glorious above, And gratefully sing, His noodles and His love.
Pasta, the very thought of thee, With sweetness fills my breast, But greater far thy plate to see, And all thy sauce ingest.
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May all the world be enriched by His Noodly Goodness!
RAmen
"Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."
by homogenius on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 08:00:48 AM PDT
Accidentally misheard during the Sermon on the Mount in the Monty Python movie, Life of Brian. With hilarious consequences.
We're pro-choice on everything! - Libertarian slogan
by CA Libertarian on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 09:00:46 AM PDT
acolytes in the church of FSM?
Sunlight is the best disinfectant
by historys mysteries on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 01:36:54 PM PDT
Nazareth, Pennsylvania to be precise, makers of fine Italian cheese, such as would adorn His Noodly Appendage.
Like the scripture says, this is about Cheesemakers, not Cheese eaters.
by CA Libertarian on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 02:06:57 PM PDT
Politics is like driving. To go backward, put it in R. To go forward, put it in D. 88 days until the '08 elections. Let's paint the country BLUE!
by TrueBlueMajority on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 09:44:17 AM PDT
by oxley on Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 10:52:09 AM PDT
wide narrow
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