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Here are the Lyrics from above in case they're Frog-marched:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK Start spinning the news I'm needing to stray We’ve got to leave the heart of it, New York, New York Flatfoots and gumshoes Will bring her to play I’ll write a grant for part of it New York, New York I want to wake up in the Hamptons ‘neath the sheets Find Judith’s bra and her pills, piled in a heap NYPD blues Are leading the way I'll hide a brand-new charge for it To old New York If I get any there I can get it anywhere It’s comped to you, New York, New York! I’ll have to make like its security from some creeps To wine that girl that I drill, on the sly and the cheap 9/11’s the News Distracting the way I’ll hide my plans and tart with it From old New York If I get any there I can get it anywhere It's all on you, New York, New York!
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Start spinning the news I'm needing to stray We’ve got to leave the heart of it, New York, New York Flatfoots and gumshoes Will bring her to play I’ll write a grant for part of it New York, New York I want to wake up in the Hamptons ‘neath the sheets Find Judith’s bra and her pills, piled in a heap NYPD blues Are leading the way I'll hide a brand-new charge for it To old New York If I get any there I can get it anywhere It’s comped to you, New York, New York!
I’ll have to make like its security from some creeps To wine that girl that I drill, on the sly and the cheap 9/11’s the News Distracting the way I’ll hide my plans and tart with it From old New York If I get any there I can get it anywhere It's all on you, New York, New York!
Dudehisattva...
by Dood Abides on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:54:40 AM PDT
by Tally on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:57:34 AM PDT
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How do you know a Republican is lying? Ask one: If the Republicans can lower gas prices for 60 days before an election, why won't they do it all the time?
by ca democrat on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 07:40:37 AM PDT
So Rudy who ya woo-in' Who the f*ck have you been doin' It's the people you been reamin' It's the city you been screwin'
by Nab on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 08:31:12 AM PDT
by Sharon Jumper on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 08:43:49 AM PDT
I wish I had the production resources and facilities and the time to come up with something like that!
by Dood Abides on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 09:13:57 AM PDT
They have some hillarious stuff.
Here's another fave of mine:
by Sharon Jumper on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 10:21:14 AM PDT
.. totally rip your throat out? He does look like a vampire, especially in drag.
by Nab on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 10:42:11 AM PDT
The wrap up is priceless. He nailed the inflections perfectly.
Dean DNC ka-ching! button
by x on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 12:00:48 PM PDT
All around the to-own. The Mayor rings her rosy, With her britches down Rootee and Jootee together Getting on the pork They got real busy screwing The whole damn city of New York!
You can't always tell the truth because you don't always know the truth - but you can ALWAYS be honest.
by mattman on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 10:27:05 AM PDT
East side, west side, All around the town, The tots sang "Ring-a-Rosie," "London Bridge is Falling Down." Boys and girls together, Me and Mamie O'Rourke, Tripped the light fantastic, On the sidewalks of New York.
That's just the chorus. Here's the rest.
by Nab on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 10:36:38 AM PDT
Think I need to watch that another 7 times. Just for, you know, America.
"Think. It ain't illegal yet." - George Clinton
by jbeach on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 09:58:21 AM PDT
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: #34 "War is good for business...but only from a distance, the closer to the front lines, the less profitable it gets"-8.25, -6.21
by Jacques on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 10:32:17 AM PDT
I've voted Democrat in every presidential, congressional, and state election since 1959...how 'bout you?
by pere on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 02:30:15 PM PDT
yes there were times the PD knew where we were bedded but they refused to spill the beans or tip the nest cause I'm the one they love the best I took the blows the record shows and did it my way
I loved and laughed and slyed and didn't hear my exwife cry I had the funds neatly dispursed for it was me, controlled the purse Bernie drove my limosine and kept it all so very clean if you suggest I'm like the rest you don't know my way.
Wow, there's lots of great songs on this album. Thanks Dood, I'm going to download the whole thing right now.
by JohnB47 on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 05:35:41 AM PDT
"I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound—with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world." Stephen Colbert, just a few feet away from George W. Bush, on Saturday, April 29, 2006, at the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington, D.C.
by LostInTexas on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 05:41:05 AM PDT
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect -- Mark Twain.
by dcrolg on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 06:02:46 AM PDT
"I'm not going to be your monkey", Jon Stewart
by gabie on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 06:11:05 AM PDT
your twistedness . . .
Freakin' awesome!
As nightfall does not come all at once, neither does oppression. - Justice William O. Douglas
by occams hatchet on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 06:16:04 AM PDT
Bush blowjob but excellent none the less
Military & Veterans: Politics for the deserving aka Mike Bailey
by testvet6778 on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 06:17:14 AM PDT
Thank you you didn't show Rudy coitus interuptus. Love my waterproof key board, by the way.
Possum for Congress Make Peace Possible. Jerry Northington.
by llbear on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 06:58:29 AM PDT
I think you should have used this one or this one.
A couple others of interest here and here
Get your Democracy Bond and help build a 50-state Democratic Party!
by RobertInWisconsin on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 08:47:53 AM PDT
(Not meant as a putdown of Hillary. Just pointing out Rudy has got some thunder thighs himself.)
Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
by Happy Days on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 10:36:05 AM PDT
Someone needs to tell him to wear Spanx.
"Mom, did you hurt yourself, or are you yelling at the TV again?
by litigatormom on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 12:04:02 PM PDT
Did we pay for that, too?
"[Republican] and [rich] people must be protected and persuaded by gentle means, but the rabble must be led by terror." ~Richard (Bonaparte) Cheney
by Starve2Act on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 09:10:24 AM PDT
I want to see Giuliani decked out as Gotham City's 'The Penguin', monocle, cigarette holder an' all.
GOD is not DEAD; HE is merely DEAF
by Roadrage on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 11:26:07 AM PDT
They are not conservatives they are REGRESSIVES
by Goodbye Kitty on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 01:22:11 PM PDT
wide narrow
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