they steal the other sort of wealth in real life.

His mother is pitching in so I can shoot up some more Kos.

Yeah, I'm an addict, and that's the first step!

Kos Jeopardy anyone?

At last we are to meet him,
The famous Captain Spaulding.
From climates hot and scalding,
The Captain has arrived.

Most heartily we'll greet him,
With plain and fancy cheering.
Until he's hard of hearing.
The Captain has arrived.
At last - The Captain has arrived!

(Jamison)
I represent the Captain who insists on my informing you of these conditions under which he camps here.
 
The men must all be very old,
The women warm, the champagne cold.
It's under these conditions that he camps here.

(Spaulding)
Hello, I must be going,
I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going.
I'm glad I came, but just the same I must be going.

I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer thru,
But I am telling you,
I must be going.

(Jamison)
The Captain is a moral man.
Sometimes he finds it trying.

This fact I emphasize with stress,
I never take a drink unless - Somebody's buying.

I hate a dirty joke I do,
Unless it's told by someone who -
Knows how to tell it.

(All)
The Captain is a very moral man.

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.

Did someone call me Shnorrer?

Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

He went into the jungle where all the monkeys throw nuts.

If I stay here I'll go nuts.

(All)
Hooray, Hooray, Hooray!