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      •  In a word: (17+ / 0-)

        WONDERFUL.

        More words?

        Here's the lay of the land:
        I've been on several times already. The audience likes me a lot.
        Life here is GREAT. This was a fantastic move.
        The audience appears to really like me. Talk radio is easier than I thought it would be, and also different.
        You can't walk in and sit down as a political operative. You have to establish your personality, and then they can understand why your politics proceeds from that.
        Example. Thursday was the Great American Smokeout. I was on for an hour as a fill in (I do that a lot) and mostly did that (along with Julie's diabetes which tied to an event from the previous day, nightmares, and leg cramps) and allowed as how I felt I wanted to quit.
        The phones were great and carried a lot of it.
        The following day, a MA State Senator, Joan Menard,  came to the station as I was outside smoking a cigarette and she smiled and shook her finger at me and said, 'Eddie, I thought you said you were going to quit."
        Fun stuff.
        Friday, I did "bad landlord horror stories" and I got a bunch of those, and also "bad tenant horror stories" from landlords as well, and I got to throw myself on my sword for not setting it up like that in the first place.
        I'd say politics is about 55 to 60% of what I've done so far.
        the rest? Stuff like that, and the kids, and funny topicals...just....life, man.
        People are beginning to call the desk and react to me too, there have been a number of these calls (like 4 or 5 that I know of), all women for whatever reason, and they all say the same thing:
        I make them laugh and smile.
        I'm really, really getting to like this, and becoming more confident and at ease by the day.
        I also showed them a quick and dirty way to feed the studio PC audio into the board. No one ever bothered to try and figure it out, they just assumed they needed an engineer to do it.
        They like me.
        Just wait till I show hem how cheap and easy it would be to stream their stuff - by DOING it.
        Anyway, Friday I sub for the midday conservative guy (Barry), and I'm going to explode heads and attack attack attack. I already humiliated one fucker on a day where a rather mild liberal was subbing for Barry. I felt like Charlie wasn't hard enough on him, so I jumped in the pool with guns blazing.
        He had devoted the last hour of his show to impeachment.
        Remember that this guy is subbing for a con, but he's a liberal.
        A NICE liberal.
        I, however, am NOT a nice liberal.
        Nope nope not me.
        So some asswipe fuckstick mouthbreather calls in and starts trying to threadjackoff into Clinton and Ted Kennedy.
        And I wasn't having it.
        I have a mike too.
        And I good and god-damned sure used it.
        A voice spoke in my head:

        Instead, we need to just attack attack attack these bozos.  Let's stop methodically explaining away and treating their filth as "quaintly innocent and naively misguided apprehensions."  Liberals need to trivialize, marginalize, and belittle their political religious & cultural beliefs. Just shit on them maliciously until potatoes grow on top of their heads.

        Fuck them. Make them fight our words on their terms and tie themselves in knots for a change.

        (Caoimhin Laochda)

        And I flat fucking went OFF on the guy. Just let him right the fuck have it.
        The host was taken aback. I think I looked like a lithium case or something. I could feel a vein pulsing in my temple.

        Keri, she who hired me, was out driving around at the time, and heard it all.
        When she came back, she was grinning like a fish.
        How do you like me NOW, darlin'? :)
        And Charlie? He spent the rest of that hour....a little dazed.
        Like I said, I'm NOT a pantywaist milquetoast liberal.
        I didn't get into talk radio to play nice with conservatives.
        I got into it to pummel, abuse, humiliate and discredit the fuckers.
        I come to bring pain.
        Because the bastards deserve it.
        Everything I can give, and more.
        I am an instrument of retribution.
        I am a burdizzo clamp.
        I am a claymore mine.
        Front. Toward. Enemy.
        Peace.............
        After, that is, I fuck them up.

        That will be Friday. They're all mine.

        And Monday, I start in for Keri three days a week while she is on maternity leave. She arranged a couple people for Thursdays and Fridays. Yesterday, she said to me something to the effect of, "Had I known you were going to get this good this fast, I'd not have enlisted them..."

        This is frickin' great.

        And Keri is going places. That girl is SCARY good, has subbed for Laura Flanders on AAR and Muppet Colmes on Fox Radio.

        She wants to podcast, and have a better blog.

        And she shall. Once she comes back from maternity leave....;)

        This rocks!!!!!!!!!!

        Fix your broken radio station! Ask me how.

        by kestrel9000 on Tue Nov 20, 2007 at 07:33:52 AM PDT

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        •  Fabulous! (6+ / 0-)

          Let us know when you're streaming!
          Where are you?

        •  Go K9000! (5+ / 0-)

          I'm glad you're on our side. It's about time we had someone putting those shitholes in their place.

          [-6.25, -5.59] "The love you take is equal to the love you make." - J. Lennon, P. McCartney

          by Phil N DeBlanc on Tue Nov 20, 2007 at 08:45:53 AM PDT

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        •  We knew you'd get there someday. (6+ / 0-)

          Looking forward to the streaming so I can hear them screaming.  Congratulations!

          You deserve this, especially having served your time among them in VA.  All good things to you, Julie and the boys.

          And tell Julie we hope she's feeling good.

          John McCain wants to send women to back alleys. We're not going.

          by edsbrooklyn on Tue Nov 20, 2007 at 09:08:58 AM PDT

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        •  Sweet, dude. (4+ / 0-)

          Kill 'em for us all.  

          Say hi to the wingers for me.  Let them know what absolute traitors they are to this country, all wrapped up in the flag and their damned Haliburton stocks.

          Another day, another devalued Dollar. -6.00, -6.21

          by funluvn1 on Tue Nov 20, 2007 at 09:49:46 AM PDT

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        •  I can't remember exactly what set me off (3+ / 0-)

          that day. But I vividly remember wanting to throttle someone and their bogus right-wing propagandistic framing.

          Although I felt better getting that off my chest, that quote is one of thousands I will need to figure out how to explain to my (currently pre-computer literate) children in a few years when they discover "search engines."

          sláinte,

          cl

          Religion is like sodomy: both can be harmless when practiced between consenting adults but neither should be imposed upon children.

          by Caoimhin Laochdha on Tue Nov 20, 2007 at 10:00:59 AM PDT

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          •  It was (4+ / 0-)

            this:

                     You aren't going to believe this.

            Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a  Windfall tax on all stock market

            profits (including Retirement fund, 401K's  and Mutual Funds! alas it is

            true. all to help the 12 Million Illegal  Immigrants and other unemployed

            Minorities!

            Boy, are we in  trouble... This woman is frightening.  Take special note of

            the last  paragraph.  Is she really this whacked  out?

                    Nancy Pelosi  condemned the new record highs of the stock market as

            "just another example  of Bush policies helping the rich get richer".

            "First Bush cut taxes for  the rich and the economy has rebounded with new

            record low unemployment  rates, which only means wealthy employers are

            getting even wealthier at the  expense of the underpaid working class".

                  She went on to say "Despite the billions of dollars being spent in

            Iraq   our economy is still strong and government tax revenues are at all  time

            highs.  What this really means is that business is exploiting the  war effort

            and working Americans, just to put money in their own  pockets".

                 When questioned about recent  stock market highs she responded "Only

            the rich benefit from these record  highs. Working Americans, welfare

            recipients, the unemployed and  minorities are not sharing in these obscene record

            highs".  "There is  no question these windfall profits and income created by

            the Bush  administration need to be taxed at 100% rate and those  dollars

            redistributed to the poor and working class".  "Profits from  the stock

            market do not reward the hard work of our working class who, by  their hard

            work, are responsible for generating these corporate profits  that create

            stock market profits for the rich. We in congress will need to  address this

            issue to either tax these profits or to control the stock  market to prevent

            this unearned income to flow to the  rich."

                 When  asked about the fact that over 80% of all Americans have

            investments   in mutual funds, retirement funds, 401K's, and the stock

            market she  replied "That may be true, but probably only 5% account for  

            90% of all these investment dollars. That's  just more "trickle down" economics

            claiming that if a corporation is  successful that everyone from the CEO to the floor

            sweeper benefit from  higher wages and job security which is ridiculous".

            "How much of this  'trickle down' ever get to the unemployed and minorities

            in our county?  None, and that's the tragedy of these stock market  highs."

                  "We democrats are going to  address this issue after the election

            when we take control of the  congress. We will return to the 60% to 80% tax rates

            on the rich and we  will be able to take at least 30% of all current lower

            Federal Income Tax  tax  payers off the roles and increase government  income

            substantially. We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income  in our

            country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can  invest."

                  When asked how these new  tax dollars would be spent, she replied ;

            "We need to raise the  standard of living of our poor, unemployed and

            minorities.  For  example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal

            immigrants in our country  who need our help along with millions of unemployed

            minorities. Stock  market windfall profits taxes could go a long ways to

            guarantee these  people the standard of living they would like to have as"Americans"."

                  Send it on to  your brilliant friends.  I just did!!

            A steaming pile of Snopseable wingnut bullshit.

            That was such a classic rant on your part, I may have it done up into a crewelwork sampler.

            Fix your broken radio station! Ask me how.

            by kestrel9000 on Tue Nov 20, 2007 at 10:25:39 AM PDT

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